- Amusement parks, tanning salons, fast food drive- thrus, Home Depots, and tricentennial celebrations should see a drop in attendance this year. (FINAL DESTINATION 3)
- Death has a sense of humor and LOVES head trauma! (FINAL DESTINATION 3)
- When chasing down people who may suddenly die in horrific ways because you all cheated death... bring a change of clothes. (FD3)
- All those dumb photos you take of your friends with your cell phone may come back to haunt you later. (FD3)
- Death must of really liked playing Mouse Trap as a kid. (FD3)
- If a cool breeze mysteriously blows in, RUN LIKE HELL. (FD3)
- If you're minding your business and any song referencing 'death', 'behind you', 'the reaper', or 'murder' starts playing somewhere just kindly excuse yourself and RUN LIKE HELL. (FD3)
- No matter the cheesiness, plotholes, acting, preposterousness of the entire story, the third film in a horror series will always, ALWAYS benefit from being in 3-D. But throw in inventive deaths and you'll be okay without it. (FD3)
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