So I found that book
And I read from it some more
Starts good, goes nowhere
Saturday, December 31, 2005
Friday, December 30, 2005
Saturday, December 24, 2005
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Hungry Hungry Haikus #32
Aggression is good
It can shake loose all the rust
Move things that are stuck
It can shake loose all the rust
Move things that are stuck
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Monday, December 12, 2005
What Watching Movies Taught Me This Week: Dec 12, 2005
-All of the penises in the galaxy won't fill a heart hole up. (JESUS IS MAGIC)
- I love you more than Gary Busey, and I love you more than dykes love pussy. (JESUS IS MAGIC)
-Sarah Silverman can get away with murder if she really wanted to. (JESUS IS MAGIC)
- There is a difference between British nipples and those from other countries. (MRS. HENDERSON PRESENTS)
- 'Sexy' makes the world go 'round. (MRS. HENDERSON PRESENTS)
- Bob Hoskins' penis looks just like I thought it would, you know you thought about it too... (MRS HENDERSON PRESENTS)
- Forget about it Jake, it's Chinatown. (CHINATOWN)
- Roman Polanksi can be a sadistic little fuck. (CHINATOWN)
- Sister/ mother relationships are just gonna end in tragedy. (CHINATOWN)
- You know what will really drives the ladies wild? A scabby nose wound! (CHINATOWN)
- I love you more than Gary Busey, and I love you more than dykes love pussy. (JESUS IS MAGIC)
-Sarah Silverman can get away with murder if she really wanted to. (JESUS IS MAGIC)
- There is a difference between British nipples and those from other countries. (MRS. HENDERSON PRESENTS)
- 'Sexy' makes the world go 'round. (MRS. HENDERSON PRESENTS)
- Bob Hoskins' penis looks just like I thought it would, you know you thought about it too... (MRS HENDERSON PRESENTS)
- Forget about it Jake, it's Chinatown. (CHINATOWN)
- Roman Polanksi can be a sadistic little fuck. (CHINATOWN)
- Sister/ mother relationships are just gonna end in tragedy. (CHINATOWN)
- You know what will really drives the ladies wild? A scabby nose wound! (CHINATOWN)
Monday, December 5, 2005
What Watching Movies Taught Me This Week: Dec 5, 2005
- It has to be you. (KAMIKAZE GIRLS)
- Don't give up your friends just to become a master embroiderer, you'll soon find yourself lonely beyond belief. (KAMIKAZE GIRLS)
- If hipster girls know what's good for them they will adopt the Japanese Lolita and Yanki look tout-suite! (KAMIKAZE GIRLS)
- Though the film noir genre has been re-invented a gajillion times, it excites me everytime someone tries their hand at it. (BRICK)
- Lucas Haas... where have you been? (BRICK)
- Joseph Gordon Levitt has done enough good work post 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN (MYSTERIOUS SKIN, BRICK)to prompt the removal of that credit from his resume. John Lithgow however... (BRICK)
- Peter Saarsgard, why oh why are you not my boyfriend? (THE DYING GAUL)
- I forgot to add Patricia Clarkson to my holy trinity of good actresses (joining Toni Collette, Catherine Keener and Tilda Swinton) making it now a Holy Quadrangle (THE DYING GAUL)
- Someday someone will film a play and make it not FEEL stilted like a play, or just give up altogether. (THE DYING GAUL)
- Peter Saarsgard, my phone number is 303.947.8634 (THE DYING GAUL)
- Good hair is a REALLY important feature in a futuristic assassin (AEON FLUX)
- Charlize Theron can do a better post oscar win action/comedy movie than Halle Barry, Renee Zellweger and Nicole Kidman (AEON FLUX)
- Though it still has many, many flaws (aside from good hair and costumes) (AEON FLUX)
- Oh yeah! It has Johnny Lee Miller! Johhny, please see phone number listed above... (AEON FLUX)
- Oh! And Frances Macdormand! She can join the Holy Quadrangle and make it a Holy Fist! (AEON FLUX)
- Oh! Oh! And plotholes big enough to drive a car filled with Halle Barry, Renee Zellweger and Nicole Kidman into. Let's test that out before they unite for STEPFORD WIVES 2: WIFESWAP. (AEON FLUX)
- Don't give up your friends just to become a master embroiderer, you'll soon find yourself lonely beyond belief. (KAMIKAZE GIRLS)
- If hipster girls know what's good for them they will adopt the Japanese Lolita and Yanki look tout-suite! (KAMIKAZE GIRLS)
- Though the film noir genre has been re-invented a gajillion times, it excites me everytime someone tries their hand at it. (BRICK)
- Lucas Haas... where have you been? (BRICK)
- Joseph Gordon Levitt has done enough good work post 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN (MYSTERIOUS SKIN, BRICK)to prompt the removal of that credit from his resume. John Lithgow however... (BRICK)
- Peter Saarsgard, why oh why are you not my boyfriend? (THE DYING GAUL)
- I forgot to add Patricia Clarkson to my holy trinity of good actresses (joining Toni Collette, Catherine Keener and Tilda Swinton) making it now a Holy Quadrangle (THE DYING GAUL)
- Someday someone will film a play and make it not FEEL stilted like a play, or just give up altogether. (THE DYING GAUL)
- Peter Saarsgard, my phone number is 303.947.8634 (THE DYING GAUL)
- Good hair is a REALLY important feature in a futuristic assassin (AEON FLUX)
- Charlize Theron can do a better post oscar win action/comedy movie than Halle Barry, Renee Zellweger and Nicole Kidman (AEON FLUX)
- Though it still has many, many flaws (aside from good hair and costumes) (AEON FLUX)
- Oh yeah! It has Johnny Lee Miller! Johhny, please see phone number listed above... (AEON FLUX)
- Oh! And Frances Macdormand! She can join the Holy Quadrangle and make it a Holy Fist! (AEON FLUX)
- Oh! Oh! And plotholes big enough to drive a car filled with Halle Barry, Renee Zellweger and Nicole Kidman into. Let's test that out before they unite for STEPFORD WIVES 2: WIFESWAP. (AEON FLUX)
Sunday, December 4, 2005
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